The Jingoistic States of Wolf 39 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.436 billion Wolf 39ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wolf 39ian economy, worth 113 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,353 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, Wolf 39ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf 39's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolf 39 is ranked 78,434^th in the world and 74^th in Wolf Card Farm Corporation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,193.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.